do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
this is my chance
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*
I THOUGHT I’D BE FUNNY AND SEND MY FRIEND THE ENTIRE LORD OF THE RINGS SCRIPT ON IMESSAGE BUT NOW IT KEEPS CRASHING THE APP AND I CAN’T TEXT ANYONE
My ships (in no particular order): John Bender and Claire Standish - The Breakfast Club
“Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.”